1) Become a world-renowned playwright and screenwriter.
2) Get rich.
2) Meet Tina Fey and become her BFFL.
3) Have shows on Broadway.
5) Win a Tony.
6) Win an Oscar.
7) Create yoga you can do on your couch while watching TV.
8) Travel the world.
9) Drink cosmos for breakfast.
10) Have a personal chef and stylist.
11) Co-write a script with Seth MacFarlane.
12) Work with the Coen brothers.