I've been under some serious emotional strain lately dealing with... difficult people. It hasn't been pretty. I left half a lemon in my desk drawer instead of putting it in the fridge. I haven't been on Facebook for like, a week. My boyfriend's giving me pep talks every night. It's f*cked up. So, I've been thinking of a few things that might be fun to do and may help me feel better...
1 - get completely smashed while watching the three Twilight movies on a continuous loop
2 - write a heartfelt letter to my Member of Parliament (that's the equivalent of a Congress rep for my American readers), asking him why the sun has stopped shining in my heart, and could he please get back to me ASAP otherwise I may drown in a pool of my own tears
3 - start my own version of America's Next Top Model - I would get to be Tyra Banks.
4 - get a shirt made with New Hampshire's motto Live free or die and wear it every day
5 - drink five caffeinated Venti Starbucks lattés in a row then try to meditate
6 - switch to a bacon-only diet
7 - adopt a pet rock, adorn it with a blue rhinestone collar, name it Wilson and bring it everywhere I go
8 - eat a "family-size" bag of Cheetos in one sitting
9 - write a dissertation on the benefits of slovenliness