Been arrested? That's no reason to let yourself go.

Female Celebrity Mugshots: Whose is hottest? No, I didn't make that up. It's from the Huffington Post.

You can scroll through the pictures, see a list of each female celebrity's offenses (indicated below each photo), and vote on who is the sexiest criminal. Ummm, ok.

What's next?  Well, I came up with a list...

1)   hottest star sitting on the crapper

2)   hottest star getting a colonoscopy

3)   hottest star farting in public and trying to deny it

4)   hottest star puking in a restaurant bathroom stall

5)   hottest star giving birth

6)   hottest star sick with the flu

7)   hottest star suffering an overdose

8)   hottest star grieving the loss of a parent

9)   hottest star pigging out in their "fat" clothes

10) hottest star cutting their toenails

'Nuff said.