Jennifer Jonesing for John?

To reek of desperation is never a good thing. Jennifer Aniston reeks of desperation. Yet again, I'm seeing articles about her hanging out with that douchebag John Mayer. Oh Jen. Why do you stoop so low? Why do you go slumming when you don't have to? Jen is now known as the "lonely girl" superstar celebrity. Money, looks, fame, but no man and no babies. Boo f*cking hoo.

So you lost Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie, and your acting skills are questionable at best. Let's face it, you play the same bland, predictable character in the same shitty rom-com movies. Don't get me wrong, I loved Rachel Greene in Friends. But now it's Rachel Greene in every crappy-ass movie you're in. Somehow you get away with it and you still manage to be insanely rich and famous. So why add desperation to the mix? Unless your crazy is carefully tucked away, and only emerges when in the tender embrace of a half-decent guy who then goes running for the hills. How else do you explain spending even one minute with slimy John Mayer? Just because Bradley Cooper picked Renée Zellweger over you doesn't mean you should go cavorting with white trash. Standards, Jen, standards.

Am I relishing in the demise of yet another over-exposed, under-talented celebrity? You know it. But gosh darn, she makes it so easy! Note to Jen: stop obsessing about your looks, take acting classes, make a good movie for a change, and stop looking for Mr. Right. Can your love life get any worse than it is now? I'm certainly not saying a relationship and children are necessary for a fulfilled life - that's one opinion, not a definitive truth.  Look at the ease with which Cameron Diaz conducts her life. No one thinks Cameron is desperate. People envy her. She strikes us as carefree and happy. And I buy it. That girl is having fun.

You need to start having fun Jen. And if you don't want to be labeled "that lonely girl", stop acting like your life won't be complete until you find that special someone and start procreating. This is the undertone that permeates all your interviews. Desperate = loser, no matter how famous you are.