Monday, June 21, 2010

Bieber fever. Puke.

I'm away from the gossip all weekend, and all I get on a Monday morning as a headline is this: "Justin Bieber wins three Much Music Video awards". Wow. That is lame. I've heard some of Justin's songs, and if I didn't know of him, I would have sworn a girl was singing. His music also sounds just as generic as the rest of the crappy bubblegum pop that's out there.

Justin f*cking Bieber? Really? I mean, I don't get it. He's not appealing in the least. He looks like a prepubescent girl and his talent is quite ordinary. So why are tweens loosing their shit over this bland she-male? When I was 11, I was lusting after Don Johnson, an adult male. Maybe I had daddy issues. But I digress. 

Bieber fever is something I just can't wrap my head around. And to top it all off, he's an arrogant little f*ck to boot. That really irks me. How does some banal, preteen-looking boy reach international stardom? What kind of world lets that happen? The same world that thinks Kristen Stewart can act. 

 Dude looks like a lady.

3 comments:

Beta Dad said...

Apparently cops in Ocean Beach, MD, raided a bar because of reports that Bieber was drinking there. Turns out it was a 27-year-old woman.

Also, there's a facebook group for lesbians who look like him. They call themselves "Beberians." No shit.

Lady Noix De Coco said...

i wanna chop his stupid hair off or at least uses it as a mop for my kitchen!!!!!!!

Vanessa said...

This is why I have the coolest step daughter on earth, she's one of the few 14 year old girls out there who can't stand the goof. Which says huge things about her intelligence.

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