I'm away from the gossip all weekend, and all I get on a Monday morning as a headline is this: "Justin Bieber wins three Much Music Video awards". Wow. That is lame. I've heard some of Justin's songs, and if I didn't know of him, I would have sworn a girl was singing. His music also sounds just as generic as the rest of the crappy bubblegum pop that's out there.
Justin f*cking Bieber? Really? I mean, I don't get it. He's not appealing in the least. He looks like a prepubescent girl and his talent is quite ordinary. So why are tweens loosing their shit over this bland she-male? When I was 11, I was lusting after Don Johnson, an adult male. Maybe I had daddy issues. But I digress.
Bieber fever is something I just can't wrap my head around. And to top it all off, he's an arrogant little f*ck to boot. That really irks me. How does some banal, preteen-looking boy reach international stardom? What kind of world lets that happen? The same world that thinks Kristen Stewart can act.
Dude looks like a lady.