Friday, June 18, 2010

Perez > Miley

On the best of days, I do not like Miley Cyrus. On the worst of days, I wanna cut the bitch. Today would be one of the latter. There's big controversy whirling around celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton since he posted a  link on his Twitter account to an up-skirt shot of Miley which may or may not display her lady bits. Now, advertisers are pulling their business from his site because of outraged customers, and Perez may be in legal trouble as the photo might fall under child pornography since she's under 18. 

To which I say: what a crock of shit. In his first interview on the subject, Perez hits the nail on the head. Here's an excerpt from an article on Popeater: 

"I didn't pick it for her to look like she wasn't wearing underwear. The point of me choosing that one photo is because it was showing Miley getting out of the car in an unladylike fashion. And I just thought that was funny and in keeping with her shocking behavior of late, because she was very well aware that she was in a public place at a -- at a video shoot and that there were paparazzi present."

Notice the highlighted text. I'm assuming those who are "outraged" by the whole incident are God-fearing, bible-thumping, crazy right-wing Christians who secretly hump farm animals. Any reasonable person can see that Miley is a big 'ol ho. That's right. Don't give me this "she's just 17" bullshit. For more on her skanky behaviour, click here

When did underwear go out of fashion? 'Cause I didn't get the memo. If you're climbing out of a car, in a skirt, surrounded by paparrazzi, wear some f*cking underpants! Is that too much to ask? This girl Miley, she'll never get past her white trash lineage. 

I read Perez Hilton's blog and it's awesome. I don't know him personally but I think I can say with a certain amount of confidence that he does not push child pornography nor does he have any interest in doing so. He called Miley on her shit, and kudos to him for having the balls to do it. 

 You rock dude. Keep your chin up.

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