Nothing reeks of desperation to remain relevant like an auto-portrait of yourself in a bikini in your bathroom. Exhibit A: Demi Moore showing off her "hot bikini bod" in photos posted on Twitter:
Dude, seriously? I can't say I'm surprised. Being Mrs. Kutcher is really the only thing that's kept her in the limelight these past few years. So you're a hot chick in your late forties. What else you got? 'Cause hot will only get you so far.
Demi is obviously aware that her celebrity status is tenuous, at best, if she feels the need to post photos like these on Twitter.
"My career's in the shitter but oh! look at these photos of me in a skimpy bikini! Aren't I HAWT?"
Women's lib has just regressed about 50 years. Note to Demi: you're not doing us ladies any favours with this narcissistic display. Go do some charity work or something that actually matters. You're pretty, we get it. Moving on...