I say: Start 'em out young

There is really nothing more beautiful than a momma bear sacrificing her dear cubs to the gods of capitalism, and thus, to the greater good. 

Jennifer Lopez and her two children will be appearing in a Gucci ad campaign to launch the brand's new line of children's wear. Because children, who grow out of their clothes, like, every 24 hours, need expensive designer outfits for their play dates, scurrying about in parks, and spitting up on themselves.

You gotta start 'em out young - get their not yet fully developed brains to associate self-worth to certain ridiculously exclusive brands, and start obsessing about their appearance. This is how to mold the consumer of tomorrow. How else will we keep this market economy alive?