Thursday, January 7, 2010

Kate's new hair and Charlie's new lair

Today is the kind of day when Kate Gosselin's new hair extensions are the cover story in the latest issue of People magazine. WTF? This is news? Even in the celeb gossip realm, it's weak. It gives new meaning to slow news day. Kate claims she's "starting over", and her new "do" is part of the new her. Please. 

Long hair, short hair, she's still a fame whoring douche. People at People, get real. This is not a leading story. It's a short blurb that should appear in the last pages of your magazine under the ads for fortune tellers and the latest miracle diet.

Since I was away over the holidays, I only found out today that Charlie Sheen was arrested on Christmas Day in an apparent domestic violence debacle. Best quote ever, by his spokesperson: "Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion." 

Um, if the cops show up at your place, arrest you and book you for "second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief", what exactly are we supposed to think? Those darn cops are at it again, arresting people for shits and giggles. I'll have to try that practical joke someday, it's a good one!

Don't get me wrong, I don't believe the cops are always right, by any means. But that quote is basically saying "It's not what you think." Really? 'Cause I'm guessing Charlie's wife would have preferred to spend Christmas Day with her husband instead of having him arrested. So some kind of bad mojo went down, and it only gets worse when your rep tries to deny the obvious. These PR people are an insult to my intelligence. BUSTED.

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