Thursday, February 4, 2010

Brangelina: We're happy, dammit! At least for the next four hours.

Oh people at People. You try so hard. How dumb do you think we are? Actually, never mind. There are a lot of stupid people out there. However, I'm not one of them. This story reeks of media manipulation. Notice the separate photos and the fact that Jolie was a "surprise" guest at the Directors Guild of America awards in Los Angeles. 

In other words, the shit's goin' down between her and Brad but they're not ready to cop to it, so to quell the red hot break-up rumours, they put themselves on display as the "happy couple". 

And wow, miracle of miracles, they were super sweet and affectionate with each other for the whole four-hour ceremony! That must mean there's no trouble in paradise. Four hours is SUCH A LONG TIME. Remember, these two are actors. And they were just "friends" before his divorce from Jennifer Aniston. Uh-huh.

It all sounds too manufactured. I don't buy it. And to add insult to injury, the Directors' Guild bestowed upon Katheryn Bigelow the feature film director's award for The Hurt Locker

Sure, she's the first woman to win it. But that film, and my boyfriend and I may be the only ones on the planet who feel this way, was a raging piece of shit

I don't even want to think of the possibility of it winning a best picture Oscar. It's a mystery to me as to why there is such widespread consensus that this movie is good. I hope James Cameron wins the Oscar, if only to keep it out of his ex-wife's hands.

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