It was a veritable buffet of silliness on People.com today. First, Tiger Woods gets a phone call from Bill Clinton who offered his support during this difficult time. The title practically speaks for itself. I barely feel the need to comment. I mean, you gotta love it. The irony.
Bad Billy calls up Tiggy in his time of need. That is precious. And I'm sure they have a lot in common. Two handsome, charismatic, famous men embroiled in not so pretty sex scandals. They could be best buds. Why didn't I think of that?
Next: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake will reunite (not in the biblical sense) but onscreen in a comedy titled Bad Teacher. You know Blank Biel is just shitting herself that her boy toy will be acting opposite his ex, who, let's face it, is way cooler, more talented and less desperate than Jessica. Loves it!
Dancing With The Stars just revealed who their new contestants will be. Included on the list are Kate Gosselin (puke!) who I hope will not be showcasing her heinous hair extensions, and Jake Pavelka (The Horny Bachelor). Like Vienna's gonna sit by while he gyrates with some hot babe in skanky outfits. Not bloody likely!
Oh Jake, you will soon feel the consequences of the choice you made, and it won't be pretty. We'll be waiting. Waiting to say "I told you so". Dumbass.
Stuff like this, it's like a gift from the gossip gods. It's so bad, it's good.